I couldnt find a suitable forum for posting a joke so hopefully admin will forgive me for posting it here. As I am on my 2nd glass of Chivas and feeling quite jovial I thought id share this with you.

At a tri-services function being held in London a British Army Infantry Major visited the Gents in desperate need to unload the 3 or 4 pints of lager he had drunk and found himself at the urinals stood next to a slightly older Squadron Leader who was also relieving himself. Having finished first the Major zipped up and was about to leave when the Squadron Leader who had also finished and was heading towards the wash basins commented in an upper class English accent …. "You know at Cranwell we are taught that one should wash ones hands after visiting the toilet" ….. The Major gave a wry smile and said … "Really ? at Sandhurst they teach us not to piss on our hands"

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